Sunday, 13 September 2015

A Letter of an Angry Patriot

I recently read an article about the recent India Pakistan border disputes.As all times they have boasted to destroy us,and this time thankfully our beloved home minister didn't keep his mouth shut..like we say it here in our local slang..he indeed made a marana mass dialogue.."we won't shoot first,but if we do we won't count our bullets"..as a true patriot I indeed congratulate you sir..well I'm not against the people of Pakistan,I know that once they were our own blood..I pity those filthy politicians and the army..they do deserve these kind of minor shock treatments.

Now coming back to my small-talk to you Pakistanis..like you boasted(at least wish) to destroy us,I would like to present you a small fact you guys might not be knowing:

There are 70 crore men in India, and they spend around rs 60/month just to shave, that is per year we spend around 50400 cr just to shave!(not mentioning the ladies beauty parlour kit ) while Pakistan’s annual defence budget is just 41500 cr..
and secondly we have enough and more ammunition to wipe you off the World's map in not more than 30 min..just because of our Govt. the legion have kept their guns to rest(all credits to Air Marshal Rana)
..and you say you'll just blow us away? first try to win a world cup match against us,then we'll think about bigger blow-ups :P
 -An Angry Patriot